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Category: Purple Poetry

Posted onJanuary 4, 2021January 4, 2021Purple Poetry

Detroit Disappointment: A Victory Verse

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on Detroit Disappointment: A Victory Verse

On the whole, the season was a disappointment, and our Victory Verse about the Detroit win reflects this reality.

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Posted onDecember 28, 2020December 28, 2020Purple Poetry

The Seat Warmeth: A Loss Lament

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on The Seat Warmeth: A Loss Lament

We offer a Loss Lament to follow Minnesota’s loss to the Saints. It’s safe to say that Mike Zimmer’s seat is getting pretty hot.

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Posted onDecember 21, 2020December 21, 2020Purple Poetry

A Christmas Warning: A Loss Lament

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on A Christmas Warning: A Loss Lament

The Christmas tree is lit
And all the stockings are filled.
The kids can hardly sit
And the eggnog is mostly chilled.

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Posted onDecember 14, 2020December 14, 2020Purple Poetry

New Fan Warning: A Loss Lament

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on New Fan Warning: A Loss Lament

A day removed from our Buccaneers thrashing
Leads me to a heartfelt plea, one full of compassion:

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Posted onDecember 7, 2020December 7, 2020Purple Poetry

Undue Stress: A Victory Verse

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on Undue Stress: A Victory Verse

What I felt yesterday, can be hard to express,
Those Vikings gave us fans some undue stress.

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Posted onNovember 30, 2020November 30, 2020Purple Poetry

Beebe: A Victory Verse

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on Beebe: A Victory Verse

Heights of wonder, depths of despair
Playoff hopes seemed beyond repair.

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Posted onNovember 23, 2020November 23, 2020Purple Poetry

Football Purgatory: A Loss Lament

by Northern Norman1 Comment on Football Purgatory: A Loss Lament

Unable to tank.
In football purgatory;
On Sunday we stank.

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Posted onNovember 17, 2020November 17, 2020Purple Poetry

Monday Night Magic: A Victory Verse

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on Monday Night Magic: A Victory Verse

It was a blustery night in the Windy City
So Minnesota’s play was far from pretty.

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Posted onNovember 8, 2020November 8, 2020Purple Poetry

Oh, Minnesota: A Victory Verse

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on Oh, Minnesota: A Victory Verse

Oh, Minnesota, gentle and true,
Who in their right mind
Could ever doubt you?

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Posted onNovember 2, 2020November 2, 2020Purple Poetry

Avoiding The Tank: A Victory Verse

by Northern NormanLeave a comment on Avoiding The Tank: A Victory Verse

We cannot tank,
So long as Cook
Is money in the bank.

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Vikings Schedule

Week 1: Packers at Vikings – Sunday, Sept. 13 @ 1 p.m.  – L: 43-34

Week 2: Vikings at Colts – Sunday, Sept. 20 @ 1 p.m. – L: 28-11

Week 3: Titans at Vikings – Sunday, Sept. 27 @ 1 p.m. – L: 31-30

Week 4: Vikings at Texans – Sunday, Oct. 4 @ 1 p.m. – W: 31-23

Week 5: Vikings at Seahawks – Sunday, Oct. 11 @ 8:20 p.m. – L: 27-26

Week 6: Falcons at Vikings – Sunday, Oct. 18 @ 1 p.m. – L: 40-23

Week 7: Bye

Week 8: Vikings at Packers – Sunday, Nov. 1 @ 1 p.m. – W: 28-22

Week 9: Lions at Vikings – Sunday, Nov. 8 @ 1 p.m. – W: 34-20

Week 10: Vikings at Bears – Monday, Nov. 16 @ 8:15 p.m. – W: 19-13

Week 11: Cowboys at Vikings – Sunday, Nov. 22 @ 4:25 p.m. – L: 31-28

Week 12: Panthers at Vikings – Sunday, Nov. 29 @ 1 p.m. – W: 28-27

Week 13: Jaguars at Vikings – Sunday, Dec. 6 @ 1 p.m. – W: 27-24

Week 14: Vikings at Buccaneers – Sunday, Dec. 13 @ 1 p.m. – L: 26-14

Week 15: Bears at Vikings – Sunday, Dec. 20 @ 1 p.m. – L: 33-27

Week 16: Vikings at Saints – Friday, Dec. 25 @ 4:30 p.m. – L: 52-33

Week 17: Vikings at Lions – Sunday, Jan. 3 @ 1 p.m. – W: 37-35

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